1. get a keg

it would be preferable to have this guy help you (because he looks friendly and helpful)
2. Find 25-35 friends (this should be easier after completing step 1)

Tuxedos are optional, drums are not
3. Wear ridiculous clothes and accessories






4. Bring the keg and friends to a baseball field

5. Place keg on 2nd base

6. Everyone in the outfield must have a cup of beer in hand at all times

Just 1 will do, Leahy

7. Get dirty

Not like that...

Well done Javi!

eww, stinky!
8. Runners cannot advance to 3rd base until they have consumed a full cup of beer

No John, this is a FAIL

Closer, but not quite...

Almost there...

Now that's more like it boys!
9. Refill between innings


10. Talk shit to the other team

Talk Javi, not kill... Put him down!



11. Get very serious- focus is essential




12. Take team pics to create team unity


13. Be a good sport

14. Call me to play!!!
It's a guaranteed good time.
chyeah! don't bring that lower case v in here.
ReplyDeletei wanna play - this looks like so much fun!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is incredible. Caelie, you are a genius. :)
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