Monday, June 8, 2009

What is Sloshball?

Well, courtesy of Jaimie being awesome and Bobby having a birthday, I got to experience first-hand the child-like joy of playing sloshball. So let me break it down for you.

1. get a keg


it would be preferable to have this guy help you (because he looks friendly and helpful)


2. Find 25-35 friends (this should be easier after completing step 1)


Tuxedos are optional, drums are not


3. Wear ridiculous clothes and accessories
















4. Bring the keg and friends to a baseball field




5. Place keg on 2nd base




6. Everyone in the outfield must have a cup of beer in hand at all times


Just 1 will do, Leahy




7. Get dirty


Not like that...


Well done Javi!


eww, stinky!


8. Runners cannot advance to 3rd base until they have consumed a full cup of beer

No John, this is a FAIL


Closer, but not quite...


Almost there...


Now that's more like it boys!

9. Refill between innings






10. Talk shit to the other team


Talk Javi, not kill... Put him down!








11. Get very serious- focus is essential









12. Take team pics to create team unity






13. Be a good sport




14. Call me to play!!!

It's a guaranteed good time.


3 comments:

  1. chyeah! don't bring that lower case v in here.

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  2. i wanna play - this looks like so much fun!!!!

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  3. This is incredible. Caelie, you are a genius. :)

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